may malarkey

Among the many exciting things that happened to me in this month was completing this ridiculous cat puzzle:

 Seriously, look at how crazy the pieces were shaped:

I went to a bounce house party at a park in the Pan Handle when it was interrupted by Pagans with a may pole celebrating Beltane. 

 This later happened in the bounce house:

We stopped by Clarion Alley to see what was new:

Our building opened a dog run:

Nick went to a conference in Vegas and came back with this object that was printed by a 3D printer.

It has teeth marks because Addie assumed it was for her:

We visited the location of Philo T. Farnsworth's lab:

We cooked dinner with scallions we grew in our patio:

I flew back to Orange County for a wedding:

My aunt got a kitty!:

I found something in my shoe:

I got a lot of cuddles:

This is a pretty good representation of what happened at the wedding:

I am officially an 826 Valencia volunteer:

Reading on the skyline:

The Carnival Parade:

Dolores Park:

Nick finds the place where he belongs:

Ice cream!:

These are my new animal friends at work.

One of our Chinchillas:

Em, the Bearded Dragon:

Sunflower and Marigold:

Classroom art that makes me laugh because the dog has human eyes and the frog has no back legs:

The Chinchillas decorated my pants for me:

Two of our rats cuddling:

The two pigeon couples:

I got to take Addie to work one day and she made a new best friend:

Wine tasting in Sonoma. Kunde Family Estates:

It's hard not to make new friends when you're in a CAVE FULL OF WINE:

VJB Winery:

Where we were serenaded by opera singers:

Ledson Winery and Vineyards:

Cuddles:

much love,
hedgie

xkcd

Yeah, I'm a fan.

much love,
hedgie

what would i say?

There's a website called "What Would I Say?" that takes sentences you have written for Facebook updates and comments and then generates ridiculous updates that sound like you.
And apparently, I sound very, very creepy.

 Unexpected poetry.

What's the matter?

 But, honestly, what doesn't?

 Is there a right way?

 I need to know. For reasons.

 That sounds about right.

Jello is forever.

 I worry about this all the time.

 It was settled out of court.

 Maths.

 3,2,1.

 I apparently got possessed at one point.

 Did this page just predict my death?

 This happens all of my life. Not just one.

 Just so you know.

 More maths.

And also a little from a sci-fi thriller.

Take that!

 I really do.

 Turn around.

much love,
hedgie