Anyway:
For a year, after my uncle had lost
his job, he lived in a tent in our backyard. Every morning over bowls of soggy
cereal, he would tell us about all the animals he heard and saw. He would hear mosquitoes, owls, and coyotes during
the night until the sprinklers sloshed him awake. He never had kids of his own,
so his yarns lacked the whimsy and ridiculous details that we craved from
stories. His voice would drone on to remark on every detail of two cats
fighting and then seemingly finding a way to settle their differences as it
lasted for no longer than three minutes. Then there was a time that he
snuck into the house to go to the bathroom and as he was zipping himself back
into his tent, he saw the silhouette of a possum on the backyard fence before
it scurried back into the night.
That summer, Jenny and I decided
that we wanted to become either archeologists or bathtubs when we grew up, and we
spent most of our time in the backyard while Uncle Andy pulled weeds as a favor
to our mother. Armed with plastic shovels and paintbrushes stolen from our dried
and stained watercolor paints, Jenny and I searched for dinosaur bones and ancient
burial grounds. Jenny would wrench a stone from the dirt before gently
attempting to brush the dust off it.
“What do you think it is?” she
asked me breathlessly.
I narrowed
my eyes in the bright sunlight. “That
is a dinosaur egg.”
Jenny
cupped it carefully in her hands. “We have to keep it warm so it can hatch,” she
said urgently. She was about to walk back into the house when she noticed
something in the hole where the egg used to be.
There were
bones. They looked like pieces of burned popcorn, but hard and flat in weird places.
“Probably
just chicken bones.” I said, but I wasn’t so sure. “Maybe a caveman cooked food
here a long time ago.”
Jenny plucked
a few of the bones from the hole and carried them to Uncle Andy. She dropped
them into to the flowerbed he was squatted near.
“What’s
this?” He asked. He picked one up and examined it carefully. “Looks like part
of a spine.” He looked at it for a little bit longer and then he suddenly let
go of it. He turned on his knees to look at us, wiping his hands quickly on his thighs. “That is a human bone,” he
declared.
much love,
hedgie
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