Monday, February 29, 2016

fixtures of february

This month, San Francisco got crazy while preparing to host Super Bowl 50:

 We found a rooftop to enjoy the traffic the event caused:

And also a fireworks show: 



We had some beautiful weather lately:

Which helped us deal with the disappointment that Addie wasn't drafted for the Puppy Bowl:

We had some pretty views on Valentine's Day:

 Searching for adventure. And also aliens:


Being together for over 8 years means we get each other the same gift from the same chocolate store:




 More adventures were had:

Addie surveyed her kingdom: 


We made a soufflé

And also Animal Fries. We were super healthy this month: 

There were sleepovers:

And a visit to the ballet to see Swan Lake:

And a special screening of The Maltese Falcon.

We spent most of this month searching for a new place to live:

I think we found it:

And my special extra day this leap year was spent lounging around with this needy brat:

Wish me luck next month, I'm going to need it.





much love,
hedgie

Thursday, February 25, 2016

drinking like an author: dashiell hammett edition

To mark the 75th anniversary of The Maltese Falcon movie, Cinemark held special screenings of the noir film. Nick and I made a few of these drinks to stash in our trench coats and sneak into the theater.

The Malted Falcon--

Quote: "Slam with suspicion, 'cause this one goes down as gritty and unsentimental as any good private eye."

Ingredients:
Malt liquor
Butterscotch liqueur

Steps:
Buy the book
Make the drink


Review:
This drink reminded me a lot of barley wine, which is to say that it is kind of like drinking alcoholic maple syrup. I liked it, but it is definitely not for everyone. I also recommend that you don't "slam with suspicion", this is more of a "sip with skepticism" situation.





much love,
hedgie

Tuesday, February 16, 2016

author portraits

I once had an English class where the professor was obsessed with Joseph Conrad. It got to the point where no matter what book or author we were reading, he would go off on a comparison to Heart of Darkness and then never make it back. The entire class very quickly learned that if we spent our tests and essays repeatedly saying that Conrad was an unparalleled genius, we would all get A's.
While most people spent this class period on Facebook, I spent most of my time making doodles in my notebook of the author photo on the back of the books we were supposed to be discussing. I eventually took this idea more seriously and now have a small collection of author portraits.
Hope you like them:

Chang-Rae Lee.

Don DeLillo.

Toni Morrison.

Neil Gaiman.

William Shakespeare.

Jane Austen.

J.K. Rowling.

Madeleine L'Engle.

Gertrude Stein.

James Joyce.

Agatha Christie.

C.S. Lewis.

Raymond Carver.

David Foster Wallace.

Nellie Bly.






much love,
hedgie

Tuesday, February 9, 2016

the nimrod flipout review

I finished reading The Nimrod Flipout by Etgar Keret.


Reading this book is a little like dozing off when you really shouldn’t be. You wake up, startled and confused, probably a little sweaty, and not sure how much time has gone by. You glance at a clock and determine only a few minutes have gone by even though it felt like longer. The agitating dream, though brief, lingers. It seemed to make sense when you were asleep, but the more you try to go over it and untangle it in your mind, the further away it gets. What you saw follows you the rest of the day, haunting you and affecting your moods and actions even though you know they are not real. You finally forget the dream and a few weeks pass. You're going about your day when suddenly you see or smell something that seems familiar and you are suddenly hit with vivid details from that dream again.

Every story in this book was incredibly short, sometimes only a page long, but they had a large impact. On one hand, this was great because it never felt heavy-handed or gratuitous and always left me wanting more. But on the other hand, I was often left feeling unfulfilled on certain stories because I wasn't ready to let go of it yet. To link back to the earlier sleeping simile, it was like getting woken up by a sudden, loud noise when something interesting finally happens in your dreams. I never got a chance to settle into something and really understand what was happening, which made me feel restless and uncomfortable.

Overall, I found the writing to be tight and simple. The fantastical elements aren't overwhelming enough to take you out of the story. The stories begin in a normal, banal setting and within a few paragraphs, that world begins to crack and ludicrous details begin to trickle in. For instance, "Halibut" relates a disconnected man having lunch on the seaside with an old friend that is about to announce his engagement only to have the conversation veer off dramatically when the special of the day is a talking fish with salt and lemon. "Fatso" depicts the story of a guy beginning to get serious with a girlfriend when she confesses that at night, she transforms into a hairy man with a crass sense of humor and a robust love for soccer. "Bottle" is the story of two friends going out to drink a few problems away when a man in a ponytail puts one of them in an empty Carlsberg bottle on a hundred shekel bet.

Keret was so subtle in his humor that a few times I didn't even realize something was hilarious until I was already far past it. His stories are created from a strange mixture of bizarre, sad, and funny that can make his wit difficult to detect. 

Though I enjoyed reading Keret's work, I'm still not really sure if I get it all. But if I keep trying to work it all out on here, I might accidentally write a review that's longer than the stories in his book.





much love,
hedgie