Tuesday, September 30, 2014

september shenanigans

This month, I started my new job. I walk dogs in my building and so far it is pretty awesome. I get payed to hang out with dogs all day. Addie seems to be enjoying it too:

Friday Night Market:

We celebrated Jeff's birthday by going out for Dim Sum and we learned that we should never take Melissa to China:


There was also the Moon Festival happening:


I paid off one of my student loans!:

Ghirardelli Chocolate Festival with Luli, Brandon, Elaine, and Greg. So much chocolate:

Then we all went for a walk:

Fall is coming, but there are still hints of summer:

Driving to Orange County for the Beutler's visit from Utah:

Krispy Kreme:

Redondo Beach Fun Factory:

These three:

These two:


Enjoying the beach with their Grandma:




We told them to be zombies. This is the only photo I could get of them where they all weren't spectral blurs:

Children with mallets:

I was finally reunited with this one. I got to see her pop her teeth out. I can only hope she is using this skill to win bar bets right now:

I won my 37th bet with Nick:

Nick's sister came in for a visit, we walked through the Palace of Fine Arts to get to Crissy Field:

Addie dug a new den and refused to leave it:




Max got married! And now there is another Buchanan in the world:

A tourist asked me for directions today and I was able to help them:

I took a quiz. Of course, this was my result:




much love,
hedgie

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

banned books

In honor of Banned Books Week, I read a giant list about banned books and the reasons they were banned. The list was both funny and sad at the same time. Almost all of them were banned because of the language and/or sexual references. But here are a few that broke the mold:


1) The Wonderful Wizard of Oz by L. Frank Baum: Banned for showing women in strong leadership roles, which was seen as having no value for children of today.

2) Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck: Challenged  by the Fourth Province of the Knights of the Ku Klux KIan due to "profanity and using God's name in vain."

3) Brave New World by Aldous Huxley: Banned because it made promiscuous sex look like fun.

4) The Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne: Deemed pornographic despite no sex scenes or sexual language.

5) A Light in the Attic by Shel Silverstein: Challenged because it taught children to break dishes so they won't have to dry them.

6) A Farewell to Arms by Earnest Hemingway: Banned due to its painful and accurate account of the Italian retreat from Caporetto.

7) The Diary of a Young Girl by Anne Frank: Deemed too depressing.

8) The Lorax by Dr. Seuss: Removed because it persuaded children to be against logging.

9) Charlotte's Web by E.B. White: Challenged because talking animals are blasphemous and unnatural.

10) Uncle Tom's Cabin by Harriet Beecher Stowe: Banned for anti-slavery themes and presenting a model of equality.


Now go out and corrupt your mind.


much love,
hedgie





Wednesday, September 17, 2014

chapstick

Breaking news. Today, I have officially done something I have never done before.
I used an entire tube of Chapstick without losing it.




I deserve a medal.



much love,
hedgie

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

10 books that influenced me the most

There's been a Facebook tag that's being going around lately about the ten books that have influenced readers the most. Since no one was bothered enough to tag me to make my own list, I am tagging myself and inflicting it on the rest of you.


1) Where the Red Fern Grows:
I had always been a big reader as a kid, but this one has always stuck with me because it made me cry until dehydration. It was the first book to ever hit me hard and really showed me how powerful words could be.

2) Jane Eyre:
I have a quote from this book tattooed on me. So obviously, it influenced me. This mostly came form the title character because even if someone was poor, obscure, plain, and little, they can still go beyond what anyone thinks they will do and they still DESERVE LOVE, DAMMIT.

3) Beloved:
As confused and terrified as Toni Morrison makes me, she blew my mind because I had never read a book so emotionally and psychologically draining. It rattled me in a way that I could not escape. This book even became so infused in my mind that it gave me horrible nightmares every day I read more.

4) Me Talk Pretty One Day:
This remains the one and only book that had me literally rolling on the floor laughing. I also love the way that he explores relationships, whether it's with his family, his partner, or neighbors. He always manages a quick turn at the end to either give a ludicrous story an actual lesson without being overbearing or a maddening story with a lighthearted quip.

5) The Bullfighter Checks Her Makeup:
Essays that follow real people always captivates me as they often lead to an entire world I knew nothing about with rules and rulers that don't apply anywhere else. People invest to much time, money, and effort into their lifestyles that it often comes out looking so strange to people who are not a part of it. This book delivers stories that are so silly and tragic at the same time. I love stories that find art, beauty, love, pain, suffering, and humanity in unexpected places most people never give a second thought to. 

 6) Ten Days in a Mad House:
This collection of essays always gives me a surge of power just from knowing that this was the beginning to investigative journalism. And that she purposefully got herself locked in an asylum for a story and then completely changed everything ever. Also, she was a woman in that time period. She's totally metal.

7) Amelia's Notebooks:
This series is basically responsible for my compulsion to carry a notebook wherever I go to jot things down and doodle. It is also responsible for making me super frustrated when I realized you can't tape mementoes in notebooks like she does and expect the notebook to still close.

8) The Accidental Tourist:
When I was nearing the end of this book, I started slowing down my reading pace because I didn't want to let it go yet. It contains my favorite plot: people coming in contact with other people. I love the relationships that evolve around characters that don't feel like characters, but actual people.

9) The Devil and Sherlock Holmes:
This book really showed me to never take things at face value. The author would take stories that seemed ordinary and straight-forward and then dig deep enough to find facts that flipped everything over. The world is crazy, horrifying, and amazing--and most of us have no idea.

10) What We Talk About When We Talk ABout Love:
This collection of short stories taught me to love the little details in writing and how much you can learn from just a gesture. It really made me appreciate the moments that don't seem worth remembering or writing down. I loved the subtly of his stories that didn't tell you what to take away from it, but just gave out a feeling and left it with you.





much love,
hedgie