Monday, September 30, 2013

artist statement

I've been applying for a few writer-related things and recently had to write an artist statement. Like most people, the idea of writing an artist statement fills me with dread because every attempt I make to write one leaves me sounding I'm pushing too hard to make my piece sound important and symbolic or that I'm more in love with myself than the work itself.

I read an article by Robin Grearson, who suggested that a statement should never "tell me what to see, what it means or how to look. Just show me the bloody but still-beating human heart of the maker. Consider the question: Where in the work that you have made am I seeing something of the human being who created it, if I wanted to look? No one but the artist has the answer..." Then I set out to try to answer that question.


My Junior year of college, I lost every photo and document I had when both my hard drive and external hard drive broke in the same week. Since then, I have always been terrified of losing anything, which is why I am placing my artist statement below. Now, no matter what happens to my computer, I will be saved the anxiety and angst of trying to write another one of these:

I have always been drawn to peoples’ obsessions. This always captivates me as they often lead to an entire world I knew nothing about with rules and rulers that don’t apply anywhere else. People invest so much time, money, and effort into hobbies they love and it often comes out looking so strange to people who are not a part of it. During a Steampunk Convention I was sent to report on for Morkan’s Horse, I repeatedly ran into a group of middle-aged women who created a Steampunk-themed Belly Dance group. They spend hours every week practicing their routines and spend thousands of dollars creating bedazzled Victorian costumes. Every time they preformed, I was amazed that they, after all, were three women—all probably empty-nest moms—but in this Steampunk world they were alluring sirens of dance. I always find it fascinating that there are these epic, life-changing events happening right next to us, and half the time we never even notice that something wonderful or tragic is playing out.






much love,
hedgie

Monday, September 23, 2013

express lane

I shop at the smart people grocery store.


Food tastes better when it is grammatically correct.





much love,
hedgie

Monday, September 16, 2013

true crime piece

Yesterday was the anniversary of Agatha Christie's birthday, and to celebrate, I got published in Crime Magazine.

This is the story of a man who went to jail for over 15 years for a crime he did not commit.


 "On September 30, 1979, after a hamburger run to a nearby Jack in the Box, Kevin Lee Green returned home at 1:30 a.m.to find his pregnant wife Dianna unconscious in their Tustin, California apartment, suffering from a severe blow to her forehead. She was rushed to a hospital where an obstetrician was able to detect a fetal heartbeat. But within a few hours, the placenta detached, and their daughter died in the womb. An emergency C-Section saved Dianna’s life. Whatever relief Green could find in his wife’s survival was extinguished when he was arrested three months later for assault with a deadly weapon and second-degree murder due to the death of his nearly full-term daughter.

A cashier at the Jack in the Box confirmed Green’s alibi, and police reports noted that the hamburgers were still warm when the first responders arrived on the scene. Green reported seeing an African-American man loitering in the apartment complex as he left to get the hamburgers, yet Green went to trial when his wife identified him as the perpetrator."


Read the rest of the article here.




much love,
hedgie

Friday, September 6, 2013

august in review

August was killer.

My brother Dylan is in a book!
That's his arm on the bottom right. Seriously, you all should buy it.

Balboa Park


Camping at Lake Morena
I'm about to change all of your lives forever. S'mores with peanut butter cups or chocolate turtles.
Our "mosquito and other flying bug repellent" candle.
Addie got a little warm.
Nick's beloved new grill.
WHAT IS THAT I WANT TO EAT IT

My belated birthday party




Leopard sharks!
He was busy covering his ears, so Katie had to feed him his beer.

Bar trivia night
Our waiter started calling her Nut Head.

 Hanging out with older brother
This was the photo he sent us to show us how to find him.

We tried to give Addie a bath. Somehow, this happened

I caught Addie chewing on some paper. She was so distraught that she put herself in a time out.

I don't have a picture of this, but I also had to meet with an inspector to be asked questions about a friend. It was just so she could get a security clearance, but it still made me feel like I was involved in a murder case. It was also very awkward as I had no idea what he looked liked and accidentally made a man waiting for his ride very confused.

Nick's family reunion




SHE FINALLY SWAM!
Nick apparently has quite a collection of photos of me and Addie napping.
She just sat there confused for a minute before knocking the bowl off her head.
Hiking through a mountain.

Doll Wedding

People Wedding
Pacifica Suites in Santa Barbara.
When he saw her walk down the aisle, he started crying. Then she laughed at his tears.

My cousin is married!
They had a trampoline at the wedding!

My 11-year old cousin found my phone number. He gets mad whenever he finds out that I talked about him on the internet and tries to find an appropriate punishment.


Oregon

View of Portland.
I apparently left notes for myself from when I was here in 2007.
Buster, my love.
On the spot where the train crashes into the water in The General. It took 5 sets of directions to get here.
Powell's. How I missed you.

Mills End Park, the smallest park in the world. According to its plaque, people have been married in it.
Ground Kontrol, a bar/arcade A barcade.
Baghdad Theater, a 1920's movie theater that is now equipped with couches, a bar, and homemade cookies.
Voodoo Donuts. Pink boxes make you very popular in airports.
World's largest continual chocolate waterfall. They have a sign asking you not to take samples from it because I guess it happens that often.

Color in Motion 5K

Camouflage.
Conversation overheard from mother and teenage daughter. Mom: "This is the color run, not the avoid color run." Daughter: "YES IT IS!"

My lungs are now a healthy shade of green.

Birthdays upon birthdays
July and August family birthday.
Kat ruins our cake.
Brandon's brownie/cookie cook-off.
Katie is old.
Lyle had a grand ol' time.

My cousin deserted me to go save the world.
DON'T LEAVE ME





much love,
hedgie