literary roller derby team

Yesterday, Best Friend and I went to watch the B.ay A.rea D.erby Girls championship. So, of course, I spent a lot of time coming up with names for an entirely female writer derby team.

Derby Roll Call:
1. Charlotte Brawn-te
2. Zelda Fists-gerald
3. Dorothy Puncher
4. Sylvia Wrath
5. Hurting-ya' Woolf
6. J.K. Brawling
7. Pain Austen
8. Ayn Ram
9. Scary Shelly
10. Edith Gore-ton
11. Harriet Bruiser Stowe
12. Toni Where-ya-goin'-son
13. Harmer Lee
14. Louisa May Blood-clot
15. Maya Hit-down-low
16. Malice Walker
17. ZZ Pack-a-punch
18. Em-melee Dickinson
19. Agatha Crush-die
20. Flannery O'Cutter

Come join me.




much love,
hedgie