July 25: Today, we saw two Bernese Mountain Dog puppies that were so excited to meet Addie that they dragged the bench they were attached to about ten feet before their owners saw them through the restaurant window and ran outside to stop them.
July 26: The sign posted by the San Francisco Police Department suggested that in order to prevent theft, we should follow the following steps: lock your car, take your keys, hide your belongings, and fill a decoy purse with thousands of angry, poisonous bees.
July 27: There was a guy two rows behind us who yelled “I’ve got it!” after every hit, regardless of where the ball actually went. It went on the whole night and it was impossible to tell if he was doing it for all the people who arrived to their seats late or because he thought it was that fun every time. Either way, I can’t picture him being invited to games by the same person twice.
July 28: There were three types of execution coin-operated mechanical devices at Musee Mecanique. There was a French one, an English one, and a just plain execution one. They all had different settings, but all involved doors opening to a building and watching a tiny, wooden man be hanged before the doors swung shut again.
July 29: Nick ran about 45 miles before I even got out of bed this morning, so who is the real winner here?
July 30: Whenever she went to go visit them, they were kind for a brief moment while they said hello in the doorway and Matt was still at her side. But their attitude soured almost immediately after shaking her hand, as if they were expecting her to slip them a twenty and she had stiffed them once again.
July 31: Nick asked me multiple times if I fed the dogs. I told him that I did and was absolutely positive about it. A few minutes later, Addie vomited up her partly digested dinner.
“See? Told you I did it.”
much love,
hedgie
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