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This image has been going around the internet for awhile:

 

So I decided to figure out what my love life is all about. The book closest to me is The Risk Pool. My sentence is:

"My mother, no doubt remembering the small beans-and-hot-dog casserole already steaming in the center of the kitchen table, looked homicidal, and I was glad the police had confiscated my grandfather's revolver."

Should I be worried?

much love,

hedgie